Sodom and Gomorrah

Saw this Magazine Headline on my home from work, don't know the name of the magazine but I know it is one of those countless papers that are every where in the street of Lagos.

"God owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology if gays and Lesbians make Heaven."

Need your prayers

My friends mother has been diagonized with brain tumour and this really a sad time for him. So please my blogsville people, help me put her in your prayers.

100 questions

Got this from facebook

1. Last drink→ Water
2. Last phone call- mum
3. Last text message→ My Colleque
4. Last song you listened to→ Ghetto Story-Baby Cham feat Alicia Keys
5. Last time you cried→ E don tey
6. Dated someone twice → almost did
7. Been cheated on?→ plenty times
8. Kissed someone?→ Hell...yeah!!!
9. Lost someone special?→ Grandma
10. Been depressed?→ Never
11. Been drunk and threw up? → Olohun oje.

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Purple
13. Brown
14. Pink
15. Black

HAVE YOU:
16. Made new friends → none.
17. Fallen out of love → I have to be in love to fall out of love
18. Laughed until you cried → absolutely
19. Met someone who changed you → yes oh
20. Found out who your true friends were → Not sure
21. Found out someone was talking about you → hurt like hell...
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list → Some of them
23. How many people on your friends list (facebook) do you know in real life → 50%
25. Do you have any pets → yep two humans nd a couple of dogs
26. Do you want to change your name→ Love it
27. What did you do for your last birthday → slept all day
28. What time did you wake up today → 5. 30am
29. What were you doing at midnight last night → Sleeping
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Being my own boss
31. Last time you saw your father→ really can't remember
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → Nothing really
33. What are you listening to right now → Celine dion-Goodbye
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Plenty,my office, old neighbourhood
35. What's getting on your nerves right now? → Nothing
36. Most visited webpage → Facebook
37. What's your name→ Kikky Brown.
38. Nicknames→ red hair
39. Relationship Status → single but not available
40. Zodiac Sign → Taurus
41. Male or female? :Not sure
42. Primary→ You really want to know.
43. Middle School → We no get that one for Naija
44. High school → One razz school like that
45. Hair color → Red Brown
46. Long/medium/short → Short
47. Height → 5.3
48. Do you have a crush on someone? → Plenty
49: What do you like about yourself? → My lips
50. Piercings → nope
51. Tattoos → never
52. Righty or lefty → righty
53. First surgery → none
54. First Piercing → my ear
55. First best friend → Can't remember her name now, but know she was one sweet kid
56. First sport you joined → Tracks
57. First pet →
58. First vacation→ can't remember
59. First concert → not a concert person
60. First crush → can't remember, but think i was about six

RIGHT NOW:
61. typing the answers to this questions
62. Drinking → Nothing.
63. Already missing→ My bed
64. I'm about to → pack my load and go home.
65. Listening to → Beyonce's Halo
66. Thinking about → My life.
67. Waiting for →

YOUR FUTURE :
68. Want kids? → Not sure
69. Want to get married? → Not sure too.
70. Careers → undecided
71. Lips or eyes → Lips
72. Hugs or kisses → Kisses
73. Shorter or taller → Taller ofcourse
74. Older or Younger → Older
75. Romantic or spontaneous → most definately Spontaneous
76. Nice stomach or nice arms → Both matter
77. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
78. Hook-up or relationship → Depends on who I am are dealing with
79. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER :
81. Drank hard liquor → does beer count?
82. Lost glasses/contacts → nope
83. kissed on 1st date – nope
84. Broken someone's heart → Did not mean to
85. Had your own heart broken → nope
86. Been arrested →. Lol!!! so not looking forward to that
87. Turned someone down → plenty
88. Cried when someone died → nope.
89. Liked a friend that of the same sex? → no, never!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself → If i don't who will
91. Miracles → No
92. Love at first sight →call it crush at first sight
93. Heaven – Yes
94. Santa Clause → Dont do that one
95. Kiss on the first date? → nope
96. Angels → I guess
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Nope
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → pass on this one.
99. Wish you could change things in your past?→ Oh yes
100. Are you posting this as 100 Truths? → Not sure, do you really want to know.

Interview Questions

Are you in a relationship?
Any ongoing plans of marriage?
When do you plan to get married?



Recently I went for a job interview
It was an interview with the MD of the company.
and those where the questions I was asked.


When I was told that my next interview was with the MD
Fear grip me no be small.
I had crammed answers to almost every possible interview questions available to me.
The HR guy that selected me self, was giving me small small answer and inside info.
and He told me not to fuck up as he has said so much about me to the MD.
He said he had told her I was good and the basis of the interview was to find out how good i was.

I was shocked at the questions, because I was wondering in my mind what those had to do with the job i was applying for. The only normal interview questions she asked was where I see my self in the next five years.

Did I get the job, yes I did and am so much fun at it. I guess the MD had her reasons for asking those non-job related questions.

Bad Friend my ass

I was called a bad and uncaring friend recently by a friend.

Why should i be called uncaring and bad, because I do not return his calls
Truth is am very bad at returning calls, am soo an sms person. This friend of my mine can sure call one like mad. Every gist he must call me to talk about. He no know say talk dey tire person. The dude just does not realize that there are those moment when you want your Me Alone time. No calling you does not mean you are not my friend, nor that i do not care.

What caused all this wahala was that he called me recently and said he has been down and unhappy, what is the problem,I asked. He no gree talk but kept saying he is sure i was going to laugh at him and me as I get my own headache that the phensic wey i use no gree quench I shut up my mouth.

Days later, he sent me a text telling me that he is home crying for a late brother that died about 16years ago and his popsy too wey don die tey tey. As a friend, i replied that God would grant them peace and make them inmates of heaven. abi wetin i for do now. Only for me to meet him online on fb and he was telling me that i am a bad friend, i do not care about him.

Shuo! see me see wahala, wetin i for do, was i supposed to be crying along with him, abi na to come dey beg am say make he no cry again. The bad friend part was so uncalled for and abeg am his friend not his girl friend or sister.

Maybe I do not know what it is like lose a father or any parent at all but i know what it is like to live without a father's love. At least his father spent his life time loving him ad he has such wonderful memories of the guy. I don't have any and i have never for one day cried over it or make myself pitiful for people to start consoling me.

I am all for living and make the best of what life has to give you and not mope around for that which is lost. yeah, it's painful but we must not live in the past and expect pity, pity is that which i detest and never wantfrom people.

FAVORITE PLAYLIST

Thank you guys for your comments on my last post.But my forbidden fruit guy and i were just a one time thing. He was the dude i wrote about in my WTF post last year.

I recently relised that my favorite songs are break up songs or sad love songs. They are usually on repeat and I find myself happy whenever i hear them. This is something i have being doing unconsciously for years. My favorite, evergreen songs are...

Unbreakable- West Life
Seperated-Usher
Devil in me-Kate Voegele
You can't break a broken heart-Kate Voegele
Already Gone-Kelly Clarkson
Cry-Kelly Clarkson
Love don't love me-Eric Benet
Have you ever-Brandy
Hate that I love you-Rihanna
Unfaithful-Rihanna.

ATE THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT!!!!

Friend: who is putting in his CV
Me: CV! What’s CV got to do with it

Rewind: we were having a discussion on relationships.

Friend: as in who are the guys toasting you at the moment
Me: oh! Why didn't you say that, which one be CV.
I went ahead to give him the list from the married colleague at by former office who is feeling single and lying about it.(Thank God for a friend who knew him), to the ex who was staging a comeback and an Igbo dude who is cute.

Friend: igbo ke?
ko gba gbe ee mehn, ko ya delete he sharp sharp,
wetin you wan do with omo Igbo.
abi u like am ni!!!
Abeg talk better.

Igbo boys are a no go area, forbidden fruit for my friends and family.
You must not even allow them finish talking before you vamoose.

And So I ate the forbidden fruit and have something to do with an omo Igbo.

We met in May at an event
Let’s call him Dee, because that was what he initially introduced himself as...
Until I heard his real name.
He speaks Yoruba well as much as we that own the language and I guess that was the the reason why I did not realize he was playing pranks.

We became fast friends, as we talk about anything
I mean anything.
We call each and discuss sweet nothing, text like a zillion times each day.

We bonded so well and he was like a male best friend I never had.
We knew what we wanted; we liked each other and knew we would just have a fling.
No strings attached and even though I have been celibate for long, I didn’t care to, lose it.
Like Serena said to Dan in Gossip Girl, He was the only guy who really saw me.
Saw me for who I am, respected my feelings and made me feel all girly.

Dee did change my mentality about what a relationship could be like.
I mean I have never been the mushy mushy romantic person.
But Dee was, He is such a good lover
He is this sensitive person who cared about other people’s opinion of him.
He is the kind of lover who wants sexual satisfaction for both parties and not just himself.

He did a lot of things to me as in he took me to a whole new world. As in am not into graphic but sex with him was great. He made me realize that sex could be wonderful, exploratory and damn right satisfying.
The little time we spent together was really good and I enjoyed every tiny bit of each moment with him.

He was the kind of boyfriend I ever wanted,
The kind of man, I ever want to spend the rest of my life, if I ever decide to get married.